Jokebot redux

Jokebot has finished training. It still has some serious issues. Perhaps the issues are even more serious.

DISCLAIMER: The “jokes” the network produces do not represent my views or sense of humor. The data was scraped from reddit and it shows. Also the network has become VERY RUDE, so proceed with caution.

Very low temperature:

What do you call a cow with no legs? A: A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a black man who speaks a piece of course? A small medium at large.

What do you call a black guy who likes to be a company lived in a car? A paragraph and a condom.

What do you call a black man that has a porcupine? A pilot, you racist piece of cake.

What do you call a cow that doesn’t work? A condescending con descending.

What do you call a black guy who can’t see? A small medium at large.

It appears that at this temperature the network has over-fitted a bit. Specifically, most of the answers are “A small medium at large,” or “A pilot, you racist piece of [cheese, cake, shit, etc].” I did laugh at “you racist piece of cake” though.

Low temperature:

What do you call a short pilot? A pedophile.

Why do black people have such big noses? Because they can’t even.

What do you call a transformer who can’t fly? A baked potato.

What do you call a black man who doesn’t scream at least year? A little shit.

What do you call a bunch of dead babies? A family seat.

What do you call a dead baby flying a plane? A baked potato.

What do you call a deaf prostitute? A broken nose.

What do you call a scary girl with a shit with her brothers? A cock in your mouth

Dear god it’s only gotten worse. What have I created?

Medium temperature:

Why did the dick go to the man in the mud? He was taking a shit!

Why couldn’t the chicken cross the road? It was two-tired.

What do you call a deaf man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A pilot, you racist mother.

What’s the difference between a comedian and a gay guy? A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

What do you call a superhero who is going to be a tree? An asshole.

What do you call a fat person who only eats gay men? A semi-chicken

What did the pedophile say to the pirate? Nothing.

 

But on the plus side, it also created these:

What do you call a woman with an extra leg? A woman

What did the doctor say when he fell out of the closet? Damn

High temperature:

What did the cremate say to the stove? Whoat. Oh, it was out yet.

What do you call a stoner with a bad real paint in your jean? Half of course!

How do you make a blind man organ? With a snowblower.

What do Jewish people with breasts and dumb games have in common? Everyone wants to smell it, but it’s gonna be dead.

What do you call a cow with a pet dog? A space member

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a bag of cocaine? one spits and the other is a group of cunning.

What do you call a gun on a wheelchair? A tooth crip.

What do you call a cow with no eyes? The Nemon Roll.

What do you call a chicken coop with a donkey and a white guy? A crustacean!

What do you call two monkeys floating in the middle of the ocean? The Amazon.

What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite sport? Project and Tour Debate

This is where the network got the most laughs. Some of them are just so absurd. It also had a few of my least favorite “jokes”

Very high temperature:

What do you call a Mexican with one phone in his arse? No PROCEDO

Which have you call a Graveyard nurse? Shroting me Debatins

What has 3 beans? A Brown.

What’s the difference between 8 out of roux and figure?,You can tuna piano, but you can’t jelly until your mom on your ass.

What do you call a confused asian? Spaghetti

How do you cut an elephant into a snowblower? I’ll tell you tomorrow.

What did the buffalo say to the ground? Nothing. He just came back.

What is Bruce Lee’s favourite food???8? URDUMA

How many average people does it take to change a light bulb?None, it’s still dark dirty.

What did the dumb brothel say?I wooden hanger.

Why did captain say the toaster between her boyfriend?Cause the dick waves pings.

What do you call a cow machine? A cow with cheese.

As you can see, it got a bit dadaist, as is wont to occur.

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